Thursday, 1 October 2015

Do you know of a country ...

 ~Where sex is free
and love is expensive.
~Where loosing a phone is more painful
than loosing VIRGINITY.
~Where if you don't cheat on
your partner, you are not sharp and smart.
~Where Bathrooms
have become photo STUDIO.
~Where getting a GALAXY
phone is greater than achieving
a DEGREE.
~Where yahoo boys
have brighter future than graduates.
~Where temples are
turned into dating points.
~Where worshipping God in
truth & spirit is difficult.
~Where lies are turned into
realities.
~Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...
~Where pizza delivery is faster than
emergency response.
~Where people fear thieves, robbers &
Boko Haram than God...
~Where people go to Church with BB chargers rather
than Bible.
~Where guys are scared of
getting married but love to
have sex...
~Where we have
highest number of musicians
due to unemployment.
~Where the bigger
your offence the
smaller your punishment and
vice versa...
~Where the number of Churches & Mosques
are more than the
worshippers...
~Where we say "Up NEPA" more than we say
"Praise THE LORD"...
~Where a school drop-out politician is Ten
Times richer and more
respected than a Professor...
~Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in
support of the politicians who
deprive them of employment &
good life...
~Where someone
who cannot speak English is
given honorary Doctorate degrees...
WHAT A COUNTRY

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