Joke of the day

Last week my girlfriend invited me to her
house. I
found her sister alone in the house, she was
unbelievably sexy! She wore a very tight
miniskirt
and was bra-less on that day. She told me that
her sister had to rush somewhere and had
instructed her to tell me that she will make up
for
the meeting later that evening. We are to get
married in a few weeks time.
After a little chit chat, she whispered that she
had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me
just
once before I got married and committed my
life
to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and
couldn’t say a word.
She said, “I’m going to my bedroom, and if you
want one last wild fling, just come over and get
me.”
I immediately turned around and walked to the
front door to go to my car, I opened the door
and
Lo! behold, my entire future family was
standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law
hugged
me and said, “We are very happy that you
have
passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a
better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms
in
the car!