I never have figured out the whole Venus and
Mars thing
or why men think with their head and women with
their heart.
For example…One evening last week, my wife and I
were getting into bed. Well, the passion started to
heat up, but then she said "I don't feel like it, I just
want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she said the words that every husband on the
planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch
with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She
responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't
you just love me for who I am and not what I do
for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
night, I went to sleep.
The very next day, I opted to take the day off of
work to spend time with her. We went out to a
nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, high-
end department store. I walked around with her
while she tried on several very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her
we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a
pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewellery
department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must
have thought I was one wave short of a tsunami. I
started to think she was testing me because she
asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis. But, I think I threw her
for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She appeared to be almost nearing sexual
satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with
excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is
all dear; let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
"No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said "Honey, I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my
financial means as a man, enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when
she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am
and not for the things I buy you?"
Mars thing
or why men think with their head and women with
their heart.
For example…One evening last week, my wife and I
were getting into bed. Well, the passion started to
heat up, but then she said "I don't feel like it, I just
want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she said the words that every husband on the
planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch
with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She
responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't
you just love me for who I am and not what I do
for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
night, I went to sleep.
The very next day, I opted to take the day off of
work to spend time with her. We went out to a
nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, high-
end department store. I walked around with her
while she tried on several very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her
we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a
pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewellery
department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must
have thought I was one wave short of a tsunami. I
started to think she was testing me because she
asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis. But, I think I threw her
for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She appeared to be almost nearing sexual
satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with
excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is
all dear; let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
"No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said "Honey, I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my
financial means as a man, enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when
she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am
and not for the things I buy you?"
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