FUNY WAYS TO BREAK UP WITH UR BF/GF.....

 1.  16missed calls?you killed my battery,so u are
capable of killing me....It's Over!!
2.How come mosquito is biting me and not biting
you?I smell a conspiracy...It's Over!!
3.You don't even respect me,I'm talking and you
are busy breathing?...It's Over!!
4.So now u are drinking coke that has another
man's name on it,better go and find him because
it's Over between us!!
5.So beyonce "drunk in love"is ur callertune abi?I
can't trust alcoholics with my future kids...It's
Over!!
6.They are shouting "birdflu"and you are still
cooking chicken?you want to kill me?...It's Over!!
7.I called you and you picked up immediately.you
lack patience,I can't date someone who is not
patient..so It's Over!
8.Why are u using broom to sweep my bedroom
when you know that I support PDP...It's Over!!
9.You always abbreviating your texts,you want
our
children to be short abi?..It's Over!!
10.I told you I loved my food hot but you refused
to
warm my Ice cream,you don't care about
me...It's
Over!!
11.You don't pay ur tithe,if you can cheat on
God,then who am I?PARK UR THINGS..